Friends???

What Are Your Friends Really Like?????

A SIMPLE FRIEND has never seen you cry.
A REAL FRIEND has soggy shoulders from your tears.

A SIMPLE FRIEND doesn't know your parents first name.
A REAL FRIEND has their phone numbers in an address book.

A SIMPLE FRIEND brings a bottle of wine to
your party.
A REAL FRIEND comes early to help you cook and stays late to help clean.

A SIMPLE FRIEND hates when you call
after they go to bed.
A REAL FRIEND asks you why you took
so long to call.

A SIMPLE FRIEND seeks to talk with you
about your problems.
A REAL FRIEND seeks to help you with your problem.

A SIMPLE FRIEND Wonders about your romantic history.
A REAL FRIEND could blackmail you with it.

A SIMPLE FRIEND, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A REAL FRIEND opens your refrigerator
and helps themselves

A SIMPLE FRIEND thinks the friendship
is over when you have an argument.
A REAL FRIEND knows that it is not a
friendship until after you've had a fight.

A SIMPLE FRIEND expects you to always
be there for them.
A REAL FRIEND expects to always be
there for you.

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